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Maradona37
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Apparently his wife is or has divorced him because he is 'too perfect'.
Even Kaka can't keep a woman in the hypergamous 2025, lol.
L3v1s
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He might be perfect but he's no gym trainer
Don Juan Laporta Estruch
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That's the ultimate piss take.
Kaka could have ploughed through the most beautiful women in the world daily, but he didn't. Because of his religious beliefs he wanted to get married, be a loyal husband and family man.
If I was him I'd make up for lost time, but then again, he has better morals than me.
Maradona37
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Yeah it is mad, but ah well. I would make up for lost time too. He has access to the most beautiful women in the world via his looks, money and fame. But he's too religious to take advantage of a position most men would love to be in.That's the ultimate piss take.
Kaka could have ploughed through the most beautiful women in the world daily, but he didn't. Because of his religious beliefs he wanted to get married, be a loyal husband and family man.
If I was him I'd make up for lost time, but then again, he has better morals than me.
Temptation
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The "too perfect" thingy is just a nice way to say it wasn't working out in public. Probably amicably parted ways and didn't want to diss each other as coparents. People take this quote way too seriously.
Believe it or not, not every breakup is bitter. Sometimes both parties just don't feel that spark anymore and it's completely mutual.
For all we know, it was Kaka who dumped her.
Believe it or not, not every breakup is bitter. Sometimes both parties just don't feel that spark anymore and it's completely mutual.
For all we know, it was Kaka who dumped her.
Maradona37
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She looks very pretty in photos so loads of men likely fancy her - maybe it's just she got bored of one extremely handsome man and wants to try other extremely handsome men. She could have asked Kaka to bring other men (or women) into their bedroom, but she knows he'd balk at that due to his religious beliefs.
It really might be that. Bored of one 'Chad' and wants to try others.
It really might be that. Bored of one 'Chad' and wants to try others.
Temptation
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This is his current girlfriend.
He was dating down with his ex wife. Bro looked great even with the most crap hairstyles during matches. Completely natural looks and didn't rely on grooming meticulously like other celebrities. Even a total narcissist like CR7 was hyping his looks up when they were teammates for RM.
He was dating down with his ex wife. Bro looked great even with the most crap hairstyles during matches. Completely natural looks and didn't rely on grooming meticulously like other celebrities. Even a total narcissist like CR7 was hyping his looks up when they were teammates for RM.
Don Juan Laporta Estruch
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The "too perfect" thingy is just a nice way to say it wasn't working out in public. Probably amicably parted ways and didn't want to diss each other as coparents. People take this quote way too seriously.
Believe it or not, not every breakup is bitter. Sometimes both parties just don't feel that spark anymore and it's completely mutual.
For all we know, it was Kaka who dumped her.
Very very unlikely. I may be wrong and am ready to be corrected, but Kaka's whole family is hardcore Xtian. And he was brought up that way. Hardcore Xtians don't believe in divorce. It's a one and done thing.
Would be very surprised if Kaka wanted this, but like you say, who really knows. The too perfect thing might even be true though, as most women are not interested in super nice guys as they find it too ' boring ' as there is nothing for them to change in him.
Women actually prefer cunts.
Maradona37
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I kinda prefer the second girl. Looks more girl next door. Obviously both very pretty though. Other guys will prefer the more striking one.
Maradona37
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Yeah I get the feeling that despite being extremely handsome, Kaka is a kind of boring guy with no real 'edge' to him. That shouldn't be a bad thing, but women tend to prefer bad boys with a darker side as you imply.Very very unlikely. I may be wrong and am ready to be corrected, but Kaka's whole family is hardcore Xtian. And he was brought up that way. Hardcore Xtians don't believe in divorce. It's a one and done thing.
Would be very surprised if Kaka wanted this, but like you say, who really knows. The too perfect thing might even be true though, as most women are not interested in super nice guys as they find it too ' boring ' as there is nothing for them to change in him.
Women actually prefer cunts.
Or maybe this is all pseudo-science bollocks, who knows.
Horatio
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Lovely hair. Only nitpick would be he’s hiding the receded hairline around the temples.
Great skin tho.
And great story wow
Temptation
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So that is where CR7's appeal comes from?Women actually prefer cunts.
It's not true though. @delancey is a total cunt but still single.
Temptation
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That's not a receding hairline. That's a natural mature hairline. His hair texture looks great and very natural. Has a great head of hair.
Horatio
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I said lovely hair. Calm the =[*{ down.
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