Which Real Madrid player would you most like to slap?

[Chainsaw]

Sergihorse Ramos sounds better.

 

[Chainsaw]

Sergihorsamos!

 

[El Gato]

How does this thread exist having insults towards Benzema by giving him a nickname "The Nazi" and the other thread about uncreated topics gets closed?

 

[woobie]

Cristiano.

(but it's not nice to hit girls so.....)

 

[catalan force]

wish we had mourinho as a option...i ll really like to slap him rather than his players....who just dumbfuckingly do as he orders.

 

[Yugi]

Benzema should have "french teenage strippers lover" anyway he is nice guy
I would slap Pepe

 

[La Furia]

Benzema should have "french teenage strippers lover" anyway he is nice guy
I would slap Pepe

That works, so Wolfe doesn't get this thread closed.

 

[Barcaman]

You mean when he's not banging underaged prostitutes or crashing Lamborghinis?

 

[Chainsaw]

Karim 'Cue Ball' Benzema is better.

 

[La Furia]

You mean when he's not banging underaged prostitutes or crashing Lamborghinis?

I'm sure he buys his underaged prostitutes dinner first!

 

[estranged]

You mean when he's not banging underaged prostitutes or crashing Lamborghinis?

 

[El Gato]

Oh well, lol. Just keep it away from Nazis.

 

[Chainsaw]

Cuerim Ballzema!

 

[Sergio]

Calling Benzema a nazi is a deeply insulting thing to say about the legacy of Raul.

 

[Xavi_78]

Could I, as a girl, use my high heels? Maybe to poke somebody instead of slapping? Would be Pepe, Pepe and Pepe everyday, this mentaly instable excuse of a footballer