Xavi Hernández

[Windhook]

I know that this is a bloopers clip and that guys are joking at times, but it is so hard to watch Dembele doing anything and putting any trust in him.
Pain, Christmas pain

That would be Coutinho for me. Hard to watch this fraud smiling with those white ass teeth that he fitted/implanted alongside Klopp during his time in Liverpool.

 

[BBZ8800]

That would be Coutinho for me. Hard to watch this fraud smiling with those white ass teeth that he fitted/implanted alongside Klopp during his time in Liverpool.

Coutinho is fake and a fail.
Dembele is dumb.

With fake players, at least you can say that they tricked you or that they were good at one point of their career.

About dumb players, there was never a 1% of a chance that he'll turn into a good, reliable player.
How can you rely on a player who himself doesn't know what he'll do with the ball?

Can you imagine Bayern buying a dumb player?
And paying more than 15m for a dumb player?

Bayern didn't want Werner who looks like a mastermind compared to our Dumbele.

 

[BarcaOG]

Coutinho is fake and a fail.
Dembele is dumb.

With fake players, at least you can say that they tricked you or that they were good at one point of their career.

About dumb players, there was never a 1% of a chance that he'll turn into a good, reliable player.
How can you rely on a player who himself doesn't know what he'll do with the ball?

Can you imagine Bayern buying a dumb player?
And paying more than 15m for a dumb player?

Bayern didn't want Werner who looks like a mastermind compared to our Dumbele.

quoted for truth

 

[mc_lovin]

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Nice try. Dembele>>>>>>>>>>>Coutinho on every freaking metric. There's no excuse for the latter. As if being fake is better than being dumb

To the more interesting stuff: we gave ~5k minutes to U21 players this season, the next best team sits at 4k minutes. That's crazy, and Pedri and Ansu were even unavailable But we need to throw out the few veterans we have

 

[Gari]

In the last 3 seasons, La Liga has recorded the longest average length of goal-kicks among top 5 European Leagues, overtaking Premier League.
Barcelona play the shortest goal-kicks in the league, though, averaging 32.5 yards.

 

[Messigician]

🚨[ @tjuanmarti🥇] | Barcelona fear that Jordi Alba?s positive will NOT be the last. #fcblive

Everyone is infected from Lenglet

Stunning

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

🚨[ @tjuanmarti🥇] | Barcelona fear that Jordi Alba?s positive will NOT be the last. #fcblive

Everyone is infected from Lenglet

Stunning

You forgot to mention it's all Laportas fault and he is a fraud.

 

[BarcaOG]

��[ @tjuanmarti��] | Barcelona fear that Jordi Alba?s positive will NOT be the last. #fcblive

Everyone is infected from Lenglet

Stunning

why do you care? you think covid is a hoax and that the vaccines dont help... as far as youre concerned they have a mild flu. whats stunning about that?

 

[gregorrin10]

why do you care? you think covid is a hoax and that the vaccines dont help... as far as youre concerned they have a mild flu. whats stunning about that?

Think he cares more about the Lenglet part and meant it's stunning that Lenglet managed to fuck up the team even here.

You're right though, there's nothing stunning about them having the flu.

 

[Messigician]

Think he cares more about the Lenglet part and meant it's stunning that Lenglet managed to fuck up the team even here.

You're right though, there's nothing stunning about them having the flu.

This

 

[BarcaOG]

This

silence coward

 

[Gnidrologist]

It's possible to be a bit stunted under flue.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Woow Gniddy is banned [MENTION=1742]BarcaOG[/MENTION] [MENTION=29773]Rassvet[/MENTION] - what did he do

 

[mc_lovin]

Mallorca will be fun. We have 12 first team players left (and three of them are Luuk, Demir and Coutinho+backup goalkeepers). Apparently La Liga allows the number to go down to five and makes more exceptions for youth players in that case (instead of just 4).

 

[Porque]

Mallorca will be fun. We have 12 first team players left (and three of them are Luuk, Demir and Coutinho+backup goalkeepers). Apparently La Liga allows the number to go down to five and makes more exceptions for youth players in that case (instead of just 4).

That moment when we have no choice to play Demir and activate his automatic buy 10m clause, causing the cancelation of the Ferran Torres transfer