Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Trillske

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Regarding the story, yes it was big, it was all the sports media in Sweden would write about for some days. Thankfully Zlatan has gained so much popularity that the population in general called the media out on beeing full blown retarded with this one. The gender equality debate in Sweden is so screwed up that media will do anything to provoke something they can attack (they have been fishing for a slip like this for a long time) and then they wont shut up about it, blaming the scenario (and I do believe they dont understand better at this point) on the patriarchy rather than their own provokative trolling.

For anyone interested, the fact that this thing has gone out of hand in Sweden is kind of easy to explain. Sweden is a socialist country, and extremely prone to equality. But then there is another factor, the one thing about Sweden I am ashamed about. Generally, Swedes are a kind of smart, educated and analytical, but there has always (to my knowledge) been one major flaw in this culture and that is that Swedes - as a general population - believe they can explain everything with numbers. And if they dont have the correct numbers, they grab some numbers by some complete bullshit approach (far, far, far from scientific) and decide these numbers will have to do. Of course, they wont choose this arbitrary, but use numbers that support their case.

Now, combine the two and you probably understand where its heading. You have people spending their lives debating with flawed, irrelevant, or in cases even completely fabricated quantitative numbers. And they often have no idea about it themselves after a while. Because its numbers so it must be true, right? If you would try to debunk some claim scientificaly, you are just a hater, ignorant to the numbers.

This all boils down to the ideas such that if boys go to the gym 4% more than girls, something is extremely wrong in this world, because it must mean boys have 4% more free time on their hands.

Just some random Swedish culture. :) After all, it might explain why Zlatan slipped up. This all started because a 37 year old male player got a car as thanks for his long service; record number of apperances with the national team. The woman who holds the record for the women fotball team did not get the same car at the same day at the same ceremony. Omg, the numbers, they dont add up!
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Haruko The Goon

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in 10 years little kids won't know him.

Kids playing in the playground won't say "I'm going to be Ibra"

they'll say Messi, Neymar, Gotze and any other youngish player nowdays.

His skills don't get the praise they deserve. dudes is phenomenal.
 
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linetty

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Well, I kind of agree.

He'll be known for his arrogance and teakwondo goals, though.
 
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Haruko The Goon

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yeah, that too. lol But I see it as more cockyness because he knows he's the sh*t. he knows he's the man. The main man.

Someone like little Theo walcott, LOL, he wants to do the 2-0 gesture to spurs fans. What you won bro??? nothing.

cockyness is okay if you can back it up. Goals, brilliance and cups, Ibra can do that. He gets a pass from me.
 

Harlequin

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yeah, that too. lol But I see it as more cockyness because he knows he's the sh*t. he knows he's the man. The main man.

Someone like little Theo walcott, LOL, he wants to do the 2-0 gesture to spurs fans. What you won bro??? nothing.

cockyness is okay if you can back it up. Goals, brilliance and cups, Ibra can do that. He gets a pass from me.

In Theo's defence he was getting pelted with coins.

Zlatan will be remembered. In Sweden if nowhere else. Probably the best player they'll ever produce.
 

Trillske

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in 10 years little kids won't know him.

Kids playing in the playground won't say "I'm going to be Ibra"

they'll say Messi, Neymar, Gotze and any other youngish player nowdays.

His skills don't get the praise they deserve. dudes is phenomenal.
On contrary, I think he will get his true recognition after his career. Children (that are no longer babies) always wants to highlight their knowledge, which means going for that awesome player that was not hyped for the masses. I think he already has gotten some of those effects. I see lots of people now a days telling the media to shut up about CR and Messi for a while and take a look at mr. teakwondo.

And as for people wanting to "be" him, fotball is all about tricks and entertainment for little kids. Why wouldnt they want to be Ibra?

Another point is the fact that just looking at highlights - what will be left after his career - he looks even more insane than he is. The 30 yard overhead will leave people going "wtf" 20 years from now as well.

And then you have Italy - he is up with the other all time legends over there.
 
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