1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

[te amo barca]

Last game v Atletico was one game.

he had standard saves in that game that any good GK must make.

 

[SmilerBam]

Marc ''I can't save anything if it doesn't hit me by chance" ter Stegen.

 

[Bobo32]

Call up the Argentinian commentators and tell them.


He is bad either way.

No I don't care what they say

 

[pregra]

Also, his passing. Or should we say hoofing.

 

[kattanib]

Not Stegan fault. He cannot create magic.

 

[jamrock]

How much more will our crap defensive & this guy cost us.

 

[serghei]

If Laporta is gonna be a good president, he needs to start to make decisions to trim the fat. There's a big belly of fat still left in this team that we need to cut.

Stegen, Roberto and Pique out. Don't even mention Umtiti because it goes without saying.

Busi and Lenglet get another season for me.

 

[evilhita666]

It's not even the third goal... In the first opposition player headed the ball in the six yard box while he was stuck to the line, what kind of goal keeping is that? He should have owned that cross...

 

[pregra]

Even we he conceded goals that a keeper shouldnt save, he looks so incredibly stiff and clumsy.

 

[serghei]

It's not even the third goal... In the first opposition player headed the ball in the six yard box while he was stuck to the line, what kind of goal keeping is that? He should have owned that cross...

Absolutely. Any keeper worth his salt doesn't leave it to the defenders there. You can use your fucking hands, the ball is like 4m away from you. The box wasn't even very crowded.

The volley was a golazo, although you can bet on someone like Oblak getting a hand on that. But hey, even a good keeper can get beaten by that shot. I understand, caught it full-on, in the corner, bummer. But 1 and 3 should be stopped by good keepers. For 1 you come out and box it away. And for 3 it almost went through him.

Seriously, I think we underused Neto.

 

[pregra]

Swap him and Courtois and we would be 10-15 points ahead of them.

 

[raedkuwait]

He always starts the collaps many first goals are on him, like the one vs Granada, he just radiate shitness and fear to our defenders.

 

[Devils]

Congratulations to the the German Joe Hart

Since he became a starter for Barca he has managed to:

-Become the worst Keeper in Barcelona's history
-The worst keeper in the CL of the last decade (possibly all of CL history too)
-A waterboy for the German National Team
-The punching bag for Bayern Management

All at the prime age of 29.

German Joe Hart in all his glory.

Designed in Germany. Made in China. Destined for Torino.

 

[hardyboy]

Clown

 

[Porque]

Congratulations to the the German Noe Hart

Since he became a starter for Barca he has managed to:

-Become the worst Keeper in Barcelona's history
-The worst keeper in the CL of the last decade (possibly all of CL history too)
-A waterboy for the German National Team
-The punching bag for Bayern Management

All at the prime age of 29.

German Noe Hart in all his glory.

Designed in Germany. Made in China. Destined for Torino.

Tweaked that for ya.