1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

[iniestaGOAT]

I find it hilarious how this bum wanted to be the highest paid keeper.

Hope the board sees through his bullshit

 

[Rory]

It?s ok guys he can pass the ball 10 yards after receiving it from the cb so all is good apparently

 

[Richard.H]

Also can't forget the fact he came out and defended his GK coach, "he and I have a very good relationship" It's as if though he thinks he's in the clear as long as he has a good relationship with the coaches

 

[Barcilliant]

He continues to be complete shit and continues to start. Whay the fucking hell is Koeman thinking?
What the hell is Laporta thinking? Laporta should have served notice to this guy as soon as as he became president.
This whole club seems to be in a state of paralysis at the moment with no one willing to take the hard steps required to ensure future success.
This guy is worse than Hart. His spread eagle pose every time the ball goes past him is beyond comical.
Get rid of him now. There are others who have to leave asap too but this guy heads the list.
A disaster and disgrace.

 

[Richard.H]

He continues to be complete shit and continues to start. Whay the fucking hell is Koeman thinking?
What the hell is Laporta thinking? Laporta should have served notice to this guy as soon as as he became president.
This whole club seems to be in a state of paralysis at the moment with no one willing to take the hard steps required to ensure future success.
This guy is worse than Hart. His spread eagle pose every time the ball goes past him is beyond comical.
Get rid of him now. There are others who have to leave asap too but this guy heads the list.
A disaster and disgrace.

We are a pussy club from top to bottom and this has been known for quite some time now. No one, not even some drill sergeant type coach like RK, could really punish these players. It really needs to come down from Laporta. You gotta respect owners like Perez and even Nasser who will gladly offload players in the hopes of making a more competent squad.

 

[Barcilliant]

We are a pussy club from top to bottom and this has been known for quite some time now. No one, not even some drill sergeant type coach like RK, could really punish these players. It really needs to come down from Laporta. You gotta respect owners like Perez and even Nasser who will gladly offload players in the hopes of making a more competent squad.

True. How did we become so soft?
It's like the fucking amigos launched their coup and even the president is scared to take them on. Fuck me.

 

[Messigician]

He always starts the collaps many first goals are on him, like the one vs Granada, he just radiate shitness and fear to our defenders.

Facts

 

[Andresito]

Our Kepa.

 

[JerseyAddict]

Declined.

 

[Rory]

Terrible on third goal. Yes he would have seen it late but from that angle and with pique in the way of most of the goal (most blame is on Pique) he should know the only position that ball can be hit on target is where it was hit. 0 goalkeeping instincts

 

[Kuchi]

So shit, tired of him. A good, not world class, but a good goal keeper, should have saved the 2nd and the 3rd. He is slow with his hands, his placement is always static, he is not anticipating anything, always seems locked on his heels with every shot.

Yes, he should be benched, Neto is a better keeper in terms of actual goal keeping.

Just mediocre, like the lot of them, Pedri, Roberto, Dembele, Dest etc... a team full of meh players, each with more minuses than pluses, bar FDJ who is actually world class and of course Messi, who is invisible 8 out of 10 games, but walks to compensate.

 

[BADGERBHOY]

So shit, tired of him. A good, not world class, but a good goal keeper, should have saved the 2nd and the 3rd. He is slow with his hands, his placement is always static, he is not anticipating anything, always seems locked on his heels with every shot.

Yes, he should be benched, Neto is a better keeper in terms of actual goal keeping.

Just mediocre, like the lot of them, Pedri, Roberto, Dembele, Dest etc... a team full of meh players, each with more minuses than pluses, bar FDJ who is actually world class and of course Messi, who is invisible 8 out of 10 games, but walks to compensate.

Slow with his arms. He plays like he doesnt have any arms most of the time

 

[Porque]

If he had Lenglet's arms he would save everything.

 

[Bobo32]

If he had Lenglet's arms he would save everything.

Good post
When can we look forward to part 3 of your essay?

 

[Jaguar]

Last goal was mainly Ter Stevens fault. The most acute angle where its only near post he can really go for and he still got beat near post. Terrible goalkeeping