9 - Robert Lewandowski

[fergus90]

I think 34-36 is the new 30-33 in a professional footballer's career except for any unfortunate injuries. Sports science and nutrition have definitely prolonged careers at the top.

 

[Temptation]

How do people think Benzema will play next season?

He's turning 35 soon iirc.

 

[LFCB]

He has 12 goals in 9 games in the CL this season. Lewandowski has really stepped it up in CL - since 18/19 he's scored 40 with 22 away, whilst Suarez has been absolutely dreadful with just seven goals since then and only one away from home.
If we can get him relatively I'd not argue with it because he is still top class!!!

 

[Morten]

How do people think Benzema will play next season?

He's turning 35 soon iirc.

Benzema is reverse-aging, so he might soon have the body of a 15 year old, probably a bit too lightweight to perform next season.

 

[Temptation]

Benzema is reverse-aging, so he might soon have the body of a 15 year old, probably a bit too lightweight to perform next season.

Wouldn't replace Benz with Haaland tbh.

 

[Andresito]

Benzema is reverse-aging, so he might soon have the body of a 15 year old, probably a bit too lightweight to perform next season.

He's gonna turn into Riqui Splooge?

 

[Temptation]

Lewy and Puig in the same team.

How long before TikTok sponsors Barca?🤡

 

[Morten]

Lewy and Puig in the same team.

How long before TikTok sponsors Barca?🤡

Pogba on a free to, got to have some quality dabbing in there.

 

[Temptation]

Pogba on a free to, got to have some quality dabbing in there.

Pogboom with the Pogcut in Poghouse fam!!

 

[KingLeo10]

Specifically written for my pal [MENTION=19457]KingLeo10[/MENTION]

Stunning

Elite level of subconscious control to maintain his sleep exclusively on the left despite being right handed/footed.

I will implement this from now on and report back whether I also win the Ballon D'Or soon.

 

[Temptation]

According to Romano, Lewy is calling up Barca players to enquire about the club and the city.
Who do we think he is talking to??

I reckon Pique. Remember Pique interviewed Lewy a few years back and invited him to come to play in Spain.

He's friends with Auba too from their Dortmund time.

 

[malvolio]

Wtf he needs to know about the city? Typical generic bullshit that comes up with every transfer rumor.

 

[Temptation]

Wtf he needs to know about the city? Typical generic bullshit that comes up with every transfer rumor.

Unironically one of the most important things.

Di Maria and his wife hated Manchester from day 1.

Kane was house hunting in Manchester few months back in anticipation of his City move.

Players want to know living areas, cultures, how far training ground is from some posh residential areas and stuff.

 

[malvolio]

Unironically one of the most important things.

Di Maria and his wife hated Manchester from day 1.

Kane was house hunting in Manchester few months back in anticipation of his City move.

Players want to know living areas, cultures, how far training ground is from some posh residential areas and stuff.

Those are pretty specific and will probably be ironed out when transfer is done anyway. Don't think the commute to training is a make or break for the transfer to happen.

Barcelona by default is better to live in for a rich guy than most cities in Europe. And he surely has visited before.

 

[Andresito]

How the hell do media know who and what Lewa talked about over the phone?