9 - Robert Lewandowski

[Messigician]

SHEEEEESH

Haaland: "Bayern Munich interested in signing me? They already had Lewandowski and they were interested in signing me... A lack of respect for Lewa. I don't know how many goals and titles he has achieved for the club. I really felt a bit sorry for him. It feels disrespectful."

 

[Temptation]

SHEEEEESH

Haaland: "Bayern Munich interested in signing me? They already had Lewandowski and they were interested in signing me... A lack of respect for Lewa. I don't know how many goals and titles he has achieved for the club. I really felt a bit sorry for him. It feels disrespectful."

Waiting for Bayern fans to deny this and blame it on RL9's "selfishness".

 

[El MeSSiaS]

Incredible player haven't seen much from him in the last few years but wow, he has incredible positioning

 

[Temptation]

That pace at 34.

Literally the perfect striker for any system!

https://twitter.com/NaimurSharon/status/1566448874449158144?s=20&t=R-f9uqA7gc0hg8O2yb2dvQ

 

[Joan]

That pace at 34.

Literally the perfect striker for any system!

https://twitter.com/NaimurSharon/status/1566448874449158144?s=20&t=R-f9uqA7gc0hg8O2yb2dvQ

It's a crime that didn't result in a goal

 

[Temptation]

It's a crime that didn't result in a goal

True. Clown moment by Dembele right there.

 

[odrzut]

Lukaku 2.0 loading

max 5 goals + 2 assists all comps

 

[Horatio]

He was joking lol.

 

[Temptation]

His Amazon documentary might release anyday now.

Was supposed to release around September 2022 iirc.

Hopefully they show BTS of the Barca transfer and the fallout with Bayern board and teammates.

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

Exactly what I was thinking. It would be interesting to hear his thoughts about the transfer to Barcelona.

 

[Porque]

That pace at 34.

Literally the perfect striker for any system!

https://twitter.com/NaimurSharon/status/1566448874449158144?s=20&t=R-f9uqA7gc0hg8O2yb2dvQ

More impressive than the sprint was the lack of exhaustion after it. Was practically a breeze for Lewy.

Comparatively Arthur would have blown a lung and gone into cardiac arrest.

 

[Yannik]

That pace at 34.

Literally the perfect striker for any system!

https://twitter.com/NaimurSharon/status/1566448874449158144?s=20&t=R-f9uqA7gc0hg8O2yb2dvQ

isnt he.. im happy u guys get to see the dude isnt some polish tapin lord. Hes a complete package, with elite discipline and motivation and you can be assured that dude wont slack off anytime soon. You have a striker at 34 that wants to play till 40.and does everything to keep his level.

 

[Temptation]

isnt he.. im happy u guys get to see the dude isnt some polish tapin lord. Hes a complete package, with elite discipline and motivation and you can be assured that dude wont slack off anytime soon. You have a striker at 34 that wants to play till 40.and does everything to keep his level.

Mate, I'm literally the last person you should be quoting and saying this to!

 

[Horatio]

His Amazon documentary might release anyday now.

Was supposed to release around September 2022 iirc.

Hopefully they show BTS of the Barca transfer and the fallout with Bayern board and teammates.

Isn't that some Korean boy band? Why you into that?

 

[Temptation]

Isn't that some Korean boy band? Why you into that?

By BTS I meant "Behind The Scenes", not a bunch of Korean eunuchs shouting through autotune with cheap pussy pink coloured hair.

You know, I'm a man of great taste, Horatio! Watch Brick(2005)!