devo901
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https://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2019/10/28/5db6ce9322601d7f7f8b456e.html
how did he pass the IQ test (tying his shoelaces) before signing the contract - or is he using velcro? 


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Ter Stegen caught driving a scooter.
If he has an accident , especially as a keeper , it's OVER for his career. I can't believe someone would actually ride a scooter and putting their career in danger , how can he be so braindead ? I mean, just look at the terrifying speeds a scooter can reach.
We've been all fooled by his professionalism on the pitch , he's probably also a party animal , he's been seen with his wife/gf at a party 2 years ago. Actually he probably uses her as an escort for rich people. That's how he got to be a footballer in the first place. By making heavy contacts.
They say keepers are crazy so he probably snorts cocaine in the bathroom during half game breaks.
So he's an adrenaline seeker , pimp , drug user.
SMH dawgs all of these make me miss Valdes.
I might be getting old or whatever, but why do these guys feel the urge to post everything on Instagram? They are reach as hell and still can't enjoy the moment without sharing it with total strangers..
And the taking pictures while driving a scooter might be illegal, but the problem is not it. It's stupid too.
Anyway, let's go back ontopic.
I have found that other Arthur's incident about which a commentator was talking once.
Arthur was apparently driving downhill through Barca's streets on an electric scooter.
But the bad thing is that he was recording videos with his mobile phone while driving and posting it on Instagram.
Using a mobile phone while driving is not allowed by the law.
And the worse thing is, he was putting himself in a dangerous situation (possible injuries due to driving and recording himself in the mirror at the same time):
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Apparently, he was benched on some matches due to this.
In the next 2 weeks he added snowboarding with Neto and STDs, to make decisions easier for EV.
Stegen driving granny slowly (on the part of the street where people walk and there is no cars) and someone recorded him.
Arthur driving downhill on the street where cars drive and in the same time he is recording himself with a mobile phone.
And he is not recording himself in a normal way but recording his face in the scooter's mirror while driving on the street which means that he obviously didn't look at the street, humps, holes, rocks and other things on the street in the same time, which can make you fall down (and get an injury quite easily).
Considering that Barca is paying Millions for his wages, that is quite a stupid behavior.
The only similarities between these two stories are:
1. both are Barca's players
2. and both are driving electric scooters
1. a human need for popularity and to be loved and admired
2. girls. Apart from physical looks and money, fame (or any type of a social popularity) and an interesting life filled with 100s of hobbies (especially adventurous hobbies) is one of the strongest factors how to attract 1000s of girls.
So, in terms of banging top models, Arthur knows what he is doing with playing at Barca, earning Millions, Instagram, partying, smoking, scooters, snowboarding. Kudos for that part.
In terms of being a professional footballer and an employee of Barca, that is another story.
Stegen driving granny slowly (on the part of the street where people walk and there is no cars) and someone recorded him.
Arthur driving downhill on the street where cars drive and in the same time he is recording himself with a mobile phone.
And he is not recording himself in a normal way but recording his face in the scooter's mirror while driving on the street which means that he obviously didn't look at the street, humps, holes, rocks and other things on the street in the same time, which can make you fall down (and get an injury quite easily).
Considering that Barca is paying Millions for his wages, that is quite a stupid behavior.
where's the vid of him driving like crazy on the street ?
Papers are mentioning his Instagram story.
Instagram story is deleted after 24 hours iirc.
But still, in the last 2 Months Arthur had:
1. Partying with Neymar when he came to sue Barca
2. Scooter
3. Smoking pics
4. STDs
5. Snowboarding twice
6. Fighting with Messi during Brazil-Argentina
Maybe Arthur also isn't the brightest guy in the team?
A guy that supposedly has an STD and has done some dumb stuff off the pitch vs BBZ's homeboy who is a "Model Professional"
The funny part is Arthur has been easily the better Midfielder. And he also doesn't have to whine like a little bitch or leak stuff to the media when things don't go his way like a certain Croatian.