Cristiano Ronaldo - v1

Kohe321

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They should include his awkward shout he did after winning last year ballon d'or.

That will be the grand finale. There will be a crescendo in the music, and the "SIIIIUUUUU" will be backed by a full orchestra as the camera slowly pans to his face just before it fades to black.

I sense an Oscar might be coming his way.
 

DonAK

President of FC Barcelona
Autumn 2015. Just in time for the Balon D'Or voting!

I wonder if it'll include him rescuing puppies from trees and all that?
 

Ini8

¡Gr?*cies Xavi!
I bet the movie has some subliminal message which will make players and coaches vote for him at the Ballon d'Or.
 

Kohe321

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I bet the movie has some subliminal message which will make players and coaches vote for him at the Ballon d'Or.

They probably cut a single frame picturing the Balon d'Or into the filmroll every 5 minutes so it's the only thing people think about when they leave the screening :lol:
 
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dakt

Active member
Autumn 2015. Just in time for the Balon D'Or voting!

I wonder if it'll include him rescuing puppies from trees and all that?

Got some info from producers:

1) Padding baby koala bears
2) Swimming with dolphins
3) Holding motivational speeches to graduate students
4) Assisting in labour somewhere in african village
5) Appealing for peace in Ukraine
6) Personal friend with Dalai Lama

Not just best footballer, but peacemaker as well.:worthy:
 

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