Daniel Alves

[Armando929]

Believe in THE CROSS.

 

[CatalinR10]

Or worse - in someone's ass.

 

[JamDav1982]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

You never know with people who throw bananas.

Fuck this, I have just emptied the fruit bowl into the bin.

If thats what people are up to these days then I am out.

 

[CatalinR10]

Im crying with laughter... anyway he took the skin off first.

of course he did . The inside smelled better

 

[slvtn]

There was a porn video called banana shotgun... Just in case.

Great reaction, Dani!

 

[Kinlejus]

How do u come up with that in first place, one must posses vivid imagination...or?

 

[aki13]

You guys need to stop it. I am dying with laughter

 

[Ursegor]

Fuck this, I have just emptied the fruit bowl into the bin.

If thats what people are up to these days then I am out.

I think you are safe with pineapples and melons.

 

[Paganinisrvnge]

Someone needs to make a comic where he eats bananas to get huge leg muscles which he uses to drill Crosses at opponents and get own goals.

 

[CatalinR10]

Or worse - in someone's ass.

How do you think he took the banana inside the stadium in the first place ?

 

[Flavia]

 

[hardyboy]

How do you think he took the banana inside the stadium in the first place ?

Its was a banana not a gun or a bomb

 

[Blaugrana Bull]

I always liked the guy but was so upset because of his recent performances. And now he has this moment. Great.
As I wrote in the match chat: There is a German word called "Bananenflanke". If you bend a cross, you call it like that.

 

[DonAndres]

The fact that he did it with a completely straight face makes it all better

 

[DinhoR10]

No he wasnt.

He is there to give width and get forward that is his job.

Well then Tata is to blame for horrible tactics how in the world can you believe its ok to leave 2 people defending our entire half of the pitch since Adriano was in never land too.