Daniel Alves

[Paganinisrvnge]

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[XaviMessiGirl]

Banani Alves. Genuinely laughed, needed that.

 

[Blaugrana Bull]

Bruno Banani should sign him for adverts.

 

[ceefoo]

Legend status confirmed after this. I actually LOL'd when I saw him do it live.

He can leave with all culés blessings after this legendary act.

 

[Stric]

I wonder if he can get fined by the Spanish FA for eating in the middle of a game.

 

[CatalinR10]

 

[ammarfcb]

holy crap! i only noticed this now.

BASED ALVES!

 

[Semi-Neutral]

Probably the best part was when we were 2-0 down and everyone was getting angry at him for losing the ball from his crosses

If only they knew what was to come...

 

[neo_wolf]

Im gonna put the Banana chemistry style on him in FUT.

 

[BarcaGirl]

Banani Alves

 

[CatalinR10]

Tw Thaissa Carvalho (girlfriend Dani Alves): "Me and my family #weareallmonkeys #saynotoracism" [@carvalhothaissa]

 

[Ghost]

Absolute legend. Hope he stays.

 

[ceefoo]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

"Eat it and your crosses will turn into gold".

Fuck this, I have just emptied the fruit bowl into the bin.

If thats what people are up to these days then I am out.

I think you are safe with pineapples and melons.

How do you think he took the banana inside the stadium in the first place ?

Alves: "I don't know who threw the banana, but I'd want to thank him. It gave me energy to give 2 more crosses that ended up in goal."

First one to put this as signature wins the lottery.

Alves: You have to laugh at those retards."

How else did you think he gets bend on those crosses?

 

[ammarfcb]

messi could really use a banana

 

[Semi-Neutral]

And that's why I think walking off the pitch is a stupid way to handle racism. That way, you give the fans exactly what they want, you let them bully you, you don't deter them at all. This way, you're the one mocking them, you actually win the game instead of forfeiting it, and you get a free potassium boost.