Ernesto Valverde - V1

El Barcelona

Well-known member
Guys this it. With a heavy heart i'm writing the final checklist of the season. No more checklists until the fraud is booted to the curb on his coward ass.

Valgreen's voodoo/luck finally ran out- Check

Roma 2.0- Check

'"Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.'"- Check

Nobody surprised at this result except Malmierda cheerleaders- Check

The first team in CL who took their chances annihilating us- Check

Doing the impossible by managing to get cucked by Lord Origi in the absence of Salah and Firmino- Check

Valverde turning our team into mental midgets and Barca into the joke of Europe- Check

BBZ's workhorses theory dying a lamer death than the white walkers- Check

Coutinho flopping, Suarez fighting, Rakitic hiding, Busquets jogging and the cuck on the sidelines cluelessly watching- Check

Roberto starting again after his horrorshow and Vidal being subbed summing up the ball-less wanker's reign- Check

Mr. "I don't want our team to be dependent on Messi" turning us into Messi and his 10 waterboys- Check

Took a 2nd successive CL thrashing for many people to realize he's a fraud and should have been sacked after Roma- Check

Most of Valmierda cheerleaders like Ursegor, Horatio etc. going into hiding- Check

Retardo still the manager after 24 hours when Perez would have sacked him at FT- Check

Turning Cruyff's team into a very expensive Atletico with none of defense but all of the bottling- Check

BBZ and Havesaks going full retard with "but but the team is shit" and the legendary "but but we have always been bottlers"- Check

Wolfe having the last laugh- Check

Unsurprisingly the grandpas in the dressing room still backing their subservient good boy- Check

Wouldn't be surprised if Fraudverde stays after winning the Copa- Check

Another year of the GOAT wasted by a gangster president and his puppet henchman- Check
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Raketa10

Senior Member
Now they won't fire Valverde because they will think it's normal to lose 3 goals advantage since Ajax also did it. :lol: They even did it in one half. :facepalm:
 

xXKonan

Senior Member
If he stays we have the worst board in the history of this sport! Fuck you Barto! I hope Valencia wins that Copa final.
If he does stay it's truly something.

Guy led us to have the most embarrassing moments this club has ever had yet he will likely have his job saved because he delivered a Double. A double is nice but considering the Liverpool and Roma loss and the horrible football that we are playing it is not worth it at all.

But knowing those fools up top they will keep him around.
 

Zidane82

Well-known member
THIS IS GOLD :rofl1:

At least Ajax went out fighting. Gutted for them .

There was an element of luck tonight for Spurs apart from the ref missing the two bad Wanyama tackles / assaults in the first half ..

For the second goal Alli was dribbling through for himself and had no idea that Lucas was so near to him .. the third was Lucas using his 'swinger' to direct the ball towards the goal and even then it took a slight deflection
 

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