“Breaking news: Torres to quit football and take up bull fighting where you get rewarded to miss the target”
"I feel bad for Torres, I mean not scoring in ages is now known as "doing a Torres", now missing an open goal is also known as the same."
"I put it to Twitter that 'Torres' will henceforth be an appropriate, if not preferable, synonym for 'miss'."
"I would've put that Torres chance away with a swing of my nuts."
"After seeing torres' miss I'm afraid to announce it will now cost £65m to sign me simply because I can actually score into an open goal."
I love twitter