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Professor Balthazar
I won't lie, there is one thing I would do if I met her. Nope, we wouldn't discuss Dante or Dostoevski. And wouldn't do crossword puzzles. Rodeo!
I'm pretty sure she's really into Kurt Vonnegut, though. Just look at these smart bo.., I mean eyes.
Sure, I've read in some tabloid that her favourit Vonnegut is 'Slaughterhouse 5'. But she prefers Nabokov's 'Lolita'
But seriously, I would not want to wake up next to her - and I'm not being hypocritical.