Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Well-known member
The lack of self awareness is so baffling that I am pondering if you're actually on the spectrum.

You and your posse get wound up by anything said about Messi way more than anything about Barca. :lol:


You have the audacity to put these allegations on me when I put out a post to Fati regarding CR7 being done just yesterday and I have never even been his fan(don't watch his games religiously; not in my top 10 favourite players, etc). Just respect for the GOAT.



It's obvious that you and your group aren't Barca fans but just gloryhunting Messi fans who aren't man enough to admit it in public domain. :lol:

Need a long hard look at yourself. Thank me for showing you the mirror. Although it isn't of much use clearly.
You'd be a lot better poster if you just stuck with footballing topics, which at least you contribute to, rather than going off on these anti-Messi tirades every few days or so.

You know exactly how they will end up when you go fishing, the same way it always does, pages of insults back and forth which is just tedious for the rest of us to sift through.

I have to say, this forum is strange in that sense. There seems to be a disproportionate amount of people here whose sole intention is to one-up other posters, or win interet arguments to get a injection of dopamine.

Very strange phenomenon indeed.
 

Temptation

Well-known member
That cuck here thinks everyone leads the lifestyle of a small-time, retarded drug dealer like he does.

Go and collect your 5 Euros from your Romanian companion. That'll earn you another like. :lol:
 

KingLeo10

Senior Member
So big time in his lifestyle that the fool camps out on an opposition forum to make 8000 some posts in a year :lol:

Of this variety:

I'm an extremely complete Forward. Can play anywhere across the forward line or as a second forward. I don't know what my weak foot is. If I had to say I'd say slightly more Left footed since I take free kicks and pens with my left. I'm pacy, tall-ish(6'2), strong. I do a lot of skills and like showing off a bit.


Despite having a high centre of gravity, I'm insanely skilled at dribbling past a crowd and have exquisite close control. Go on long runs dribbling past many players.



I have great vision and Football IQ. Passing range isn't much but creative plays, backheels, flicks, sideheels are piss easy for me.


I'm decent at shooting from outside the box.


My defensive work rate is pathetic and I walk around off the ball. Very weak at pressing. Can't tackle to save my life.



Set play specialist only in pens and direct FKs. Delivery and crossing is poor. Without sounding arrogant, my dribbling ability is God gifted and absolutely insane. My dribbling in tight spaces is insane. A bit Messi like but go down easier and do more skill moves and tricks. I know this wont be recieved well haha.
 

wisconsincule

Senior Member
That cuck here thinks everyone leads the lifestyle of a small-time, retarded drug dealer like he does.

Go and collect your 5 Euros from your Romanian companion. That'll earn you another like. :lol:
What lifestyle do you lead?

Seems like it has to be pretty miserable to spend all of your time trolling a random Barcelona forum….
 

Temptation

Well-known member
Clowns here astonished at the very mention of someone being half decent(ofcourse within the confinements of normal level; never said I was a pro) at Football lmao.

Never kicked a ball in their lives. :lol:


You can tell from their Football Opinions. These ugly autistic fucktards get terribly exposed whenever talking about the technical aspects of Football.


Like a poor simpleton, these faggots keep reading trophy and honours from Wikipedia page. Zero ball knowledge coz they haven't kicked a ball in their lives. :lol:


This insecurity leads them to throw personal insults at me and calling their mates for support. Love it!
 

Porque

Senior Member
Well, in this case those are professionals who are actually trying.
I mean to his credit, he picked the worst team too. :ROFLMAO:

Some of Schumi's friends were better.
Clowns here astonished at the very mention of someone being half decent(ofcourse within the confinements of normal level; never said I was a pro) at Football lmao.

Never kicked a ball in their lives. :lol:


You can tell from their Football Opinions. These ugly autistic fucktards get terribly exposed whenever talking about the technical aspects of Football.


Like a poor simpleton, these faggots keep reading trophy and honours from Wikipedia page. Zero ball knowledge coz they haven't kicked a ball in their lives. :lol:


This insecurity leads them to throw personal insults at me and calling their mates for support. Love it!

Stop being humble and just tell it how it is. You would prefer not to play football pro than play in the MLS.
 

Temptation

Well-known member
Some of Schumi's friends were better.


Stop being humble and just tell it how it is. You would prefer not to play football pro than play in the MLS.

Yeah MLS is a firm no from me.


If you can be my agent and get me some of that sweet tax free money from Saudi, I'm gonna give you a huge chunk of that as commission!
 

Gnidrologist

Senior Member
Clowns here astonished at the very mention of someone being half decent(ofcourse within the confinements of normal level; never said I was a pro) at Football lmao.

Never kicked a ball in their lives. :lol:


You can tell from their Football Opinions. These ugly autistic fucktards get terribly exposed whenever talking about the technical aspects of Football.


Like a poor simpleton, these faggots keep reading trophy and honours from Wikipedia page. Zero ball knowledge coz they haven't kicked a ball in their lives. :lol:


This insecurity leads them to throw personal insults at me and calling their mates for support. Love it!
The fuck you're even talking about? Can anyone decipher this?
 

CatalinR10

Senior Member
Go and collect your 5 Euros from your Romanian companion.


What do I even have to do with all of this you fucking asylum patient ? I haven't even spoken to/with you since I don't even know when.

Now go keep making your homosexual rape jokes for the 10th time weirdo. You probably have a 10 inch dildo up your ass while you keep on projecting your homosexual rape fantasies onto other members.

Guy pretends to be successful while 90% of his 2nd account comments are hate comments towards Barcaforum members or Messi , who do you think you're fooling you social reject ?

Go visit NYC with the VR that you probably stole/found while staying in the basement. If you run out of batteries maybe you can make a GoFundMe on Barcaforum and raise 2 euros so you can power up that bad boy and maybe visit Paris as well.

You literally have no life , no job , tries to be masculine while coming out emotionally feminine all the time , spend your youth years as a ,,Liverpool fan " on Barcaforum hating it's members and it's legends.

You are a joke.
 

Messigician

Senior Member
What do I even have to do with all of this you fucking asylum patient ? I haven't even spoken to/with you since I don't even know when.

Now go keep making your homosexual rape jokes for the 10th time weirdo. You probably have a 10 inch dildo up your ass while you keep on projecting your homosexual rape fantasies onto other members.

Guy pretends to be successful while 90% of his 2nd account comments are hate comments towards Barcaforum members or Messi , who do you think you're fooling you social reject ?

Go visit NYC with the VR that you probably stole/found while staying in the basement. If you run out of batteries maybe you can make a GoFundMe on Barcaforum and raise 2 euros so you can power up that bad boy and maybe visit Paris as well.

You literally have no life , no job , tries to be masculine while coming out emotionally feminine all the time , spend your youth years as a ,,Liverpool fan " on Barcaforum hating it's members and it's legends.

You are a joke.
Calm down Vlad
 

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