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Maradona37

Maradona37

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delancey said:
100 % agree.

You too mate. Haven’t seen your posts on here for a while. Missed ya. 👍
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Thanks. Yeah I can only post on here in small doses now. Most people I get on fine with but there's two or three irritants. That's where the ignore function comes in handy though.

Overall, I just don't wanna post too much as I am not really a forum guy and felt it was taking up too much of my time for those two months I posted frequently (though that was the intention with the circumstances of an international tournament being played). I am much happier doing stuff off the internet and posting more infrequently. I have missed talking to you too though.
 
delancey

delancey

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Maradona37 said:
Thanks. Yeah I can only post on here in small doses now. Most people I get on fine with but there's two or three irritants. That's where the ignore function comes in handy though.

Overall, I just don't wanna post too much as I am not really a forum guy and felt it was taking up too much of my time for those two months I posted frequently (though that was the intention with the circumstances of an international tournament being played). I am much happier doing stuff off the internet and posting more infrequently. I have missed talking to you too though.
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Hope you change your mind. :)
 
Maradona37

Maradona37

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Berrada saying the aim is for them to win the title in the club's 150th anniversary in 2028. Such entitlement when they're absolutely nowhere near anything.

This clown is a comedian - they'll be lucky to win the title by 2048 never mind 2028. Mark my works, there will be very little if any progress by the time the next Euros rolls around.
 
Maradona37

Maradona37

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By the way, all this talk about how clinical their strikers are gonna be cos RVN is coaching them - like saying the 600lb man can win 100m Olympic gold if Usain Bolt trains him.
 
Maradona37

Maradona37

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Read this on RAWK, funny as fuck

'Ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”
 
Loki

Loki

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Maradona37 said:
Read this on RAWK, funny as fuck

'Ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”
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That's not true at all, he has a plan. The players just need to stick to the plan and bounce back.

edit: The nodding in the end gets me every time :lol:
 
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Iniesta Ultra

Iniesta Ultra

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He's always shaking his head no while spouting that bs, which means he has no faith in himself or the team. Xavi was a little less obvious with his nose touching lies.
 
Maradona37

Maradona37

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mc_lovin said:
Ten Hag in addition to being a shit coach might also have set the club back a decade with his signings.

Complete shitshow.
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I couldn't really understand why they were rating the transfer window 8s and 9s with the five players they bought (on their forum).

They always seem to think they've won the transfer window, how many summers do we hear this from them?

Other than Yoro I expect all four of the others to be deadwood/average two years from now. Right now they just have the 'he's a new signing. he needs time' armor. This doesn't take into account Hojlund, Antony, Mount, Onana and all the other duds he signed in previous summers.
 
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