Manchester United

[Porque]

Why would anyone even join manure? Manchester is a shithole, you don't want to live or have your family there.

And Sporting is unbeaten in 10 or so games. Pretty sure there will be better openings too.

The interesting thing is that despite what some may say, the English clubs don't really know their ass from their elbow either and are playing it day by day too.

People said Laporta had no strategy but in reality it is just that Spanish football doesn't have the money the English game does to blow over bad decisions quickly.

Take for example Man UTD and Man City right now.

Man United could have this summer gone for Amorim with Hugo Viana (yes that Viana, the greatest flop in EPL history Viana). Instead they get the Newcastle SD and then give Hag an extra few months delaying the inevitable.

Then we have City who sign Viana as SD for the summer (yes that Viana, the greatest flop in EPL history Viana), probably hoping to have a gentlemans agreement for Amorim to smoothly move in when Pep steps aside. Well we are seeing how that went.

 

[Porque]

Did he not become assistant there post 2012?

I am sure there is a gap between his playing career ending and him getting into coaching. Maybe he was getting his badges and studying the game.

Admittedly I might have my timelines wrong, though.

Busy banging LA10s while he still had hair perhaps.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

Damn Amorim might be there for the Chelsea match this weekend.

I'm glad he's going to United so we'll find out what squad's true level is, over time of course.

 

[Maradona37]

Busy banging LA10s while he still had hair perhaps.

 

[Temptation]

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Looks cool. Tbh he pulls off the bald look well too.

 

[Maradona37]

Looks cool. Tbh he pulls off the bald look well too.

Yeah people take the piss out of him as a coach but I think he's a decent looking guy bald. He has an alien shaped crown but a nice jawline and facial hair. I do think the hair looks a little better though.

 

[Temptation]

Yeah people take the piss out of him as a coach but I think he's a decent looking guy bald. He has an alien shaped crown but a nice jawline and facial hair. I do think the hair looks a little better though.

Yup, him and Pep both look great. Hair isn't everything.

 

[Maradona37]

Yup, him and Pep both look great. Hair isn't everything.

Without talking about men's looks again (lol you are a bad influence on me). Other white famous guys who suit bald and probably look better than with hair:

Jason Statham, Kelly Slater, Stanley Tucci, Johnny Sins.

 

[Devils]

These fools think bringing in Amorim Villas Boas will actually change their situation lol.

Done and dusted.

 

[delancey]

Without talking about men's looks again (lol you are a bad influence on me). Other white famous guys who suit bald and probably look better than with hair:

Jason Statham, Kelly Slater, Stanley Tucci, Johnny Sins.

Fredrik Ljungberg, Billy Zane and Jeremy Meeks, too.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

These fools think bringing in Amorim Villas Boas will actually change their situation lol.

Done and dusted.

United squad shouldn't be 14th.

 

[Maradona37]

Fredrik Ljungberg and Jeremy Meeks, too. 😎

Forgot Ljungberg, He's an extremely good looking guy, or was. Not sure how he looks now. Insane facial structure.

Meeks is mixed race yeah? He looks like the mixed race Freddie.

 

[delancey]

Forgot Ljungberg, He's an extremely good looking guy, or was. Not sure how he looks now. Insane facial structure.

Meeks is mixed race yeah? He looks like the mixed race Freddie.

Ljungberg still looks good, but he may have gained some weight in 2024.

Meeks is what every dude who shaves his head wishes he looked like.

Then there’s Billy Zane, too. I think he looks great bald.

 

[Maradona37]

Ljungberg still looks good, but he may have gained some weight in 2024.

Meeks is what every dude who shaves his head wishes he looked like.

Then there’s Billy Zane, too. I think he looks great bald.

Yeah Freddie and Meeks look great. I have gained some weight since lockdown too - it does hide jawline and make facial structure less defined.

Billy Zane looks great bald. Like Lex Luthor. A potential unpopular opinion is that Billy Zane was more handsome in Titanic than Leo Di Caprio (though he wore a wig).

Patrick Stewart is also a great looking bald white man.

 

[delancey]

Yeah Freddie and Meeks loos great. I have gained some weight since lockdown too - it does hide jawline and make facial structure less defined.

Billy Zane looks great bald. Like Lex Luthor. A potential unpopular opinion is that Billy Zane was more handsome in Titanic than Leo Di Caprio (though he wore a wig).

Patrick Stewart is also a great looking bald white man.

Yeah I got into weightlifting a while back when I was already a few kilos overweight. Big mistake! I went from 87 to 94 kgs, and it all went straight to my face, hiding my jawline and cheekbones. I have since dropped down to 78 kgs, and it makes such a huge difference to facial attractiveness.

I always tell guys who are thinking about shaving to keep their body fat low (if they ask, don’t want to insult a guy who’s already worried about his hair loss, you know), as it will more often than not make a huge difference in their appearance.

Yeah Sane pulls it off so well. Was he already shaving when Titanic came out?