The player that will keep giving me nightmares for years to come. I used to call him Denis Suárez' invisible shooting merchant of a brother with 10 times the price tag, wage, hype and sadly 10 times slower as well.
Was already the case before we bought him hence my strong opposition to his transfer.
Coutinho being a gigantic transfer flop and fraud is an understatement. One of the few positives of a potential Neymar return will be to somehow pray to God that we will be able to offload Coutinho in such a deal. Either that or admit complete and utter defeat and walk the long walk of shame by loaning him out for a laughable loan fee to the likes of Bayern (highly doubtful) or whoever is stupid enough to take the bait.
I would hate if even a few cents of those €184 annually that I pay as a socio have gone to finance the Coutinho transfer.
In all seriousness, what a mess Neymar created back in 2017 and what a mess he most likely will create once again 2 years after.
Some kind of bad Brazilian novela.
Leonardo is our only hope.