Real Madrid (old thread)

[UberNjufer]

pepe screaming in people's faces would make the refs job easy, just pull out the red card and walk away. but thats not how he operates. he'll have a clever stomp there, crunching tackle there, and then the rest of the team jumps in to make sure that pepe does not get sent off. you guys have perfected the art of getting away with obvious infractions, turned it into an art form.

 

[Kinlejus]

Boiling people --> Uzbek Gov't --> Uzbek team --> Barcelona --> Barcelona fan --> Adil_909

Makes perfect sense.

 

[dalitis8]

Boiling people --> Uzbek Gov't --> Uzbek team --> Barcelona --> Barcelona fan --> Adil_909

Makes perfect sense.

Yeah man, that Uzbek government is what ails the planet. It's those Uzbek bastards.

 

[Raed]

Oh Laporta, I never thought I'd miss him.

 

[gingerless]

Real Madrid is shit.

what u got to say to dat shit madridistas?

 

[Yugi]

I need you to be my feet (to break opposition´s legs)
I need you to be my hands (so we can punch in faces)
I need you to bring out my skill (to behave like complete douchebag)
I need you to fire my soul ....(well, its Higuain)...
We want to win (so we have to stamp on people´s hands)
So we need you to play alongside us (to whistle so we wont get a cards)

should be new Madrid anthem

 

[Aryagorn]

Higuain = Class

 

[ledzep]

^ I second that. Him, Benzema and Kaka are the only non-douchebags at madrid.

 

[mitkoa7x]

^ I second that. Him, Benzema and Kaka are the only non-douchebags at madrid.

I still havent forgotten what he did to Xavi.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

^ I second that. Him and Kaka are the only non-douchebags at madrid.

Fixed.

 

[Raed]

I still havent forgotten what he did to Xavi.

LOL! That was pure hilarity not even Xavi minded.

 

[mitkoa7x]

LOL! That was pure hilarity not even Xavi minded.

What he did was monstrous

 

[xaviniesta]

you mean this? he was probably told that do something dirty against them and that's the most you can get from kaka .

 

[ledzep]

 

[McMessi]

https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/180026424617484289