Real Madrid (old thread)

[Metaphysical]

Higuain could be in the list vs Spurs

the boy according to reports has recovered miraculously thanks to his 8 hours training a day dedication

he can't recover miraculously and recover thanks to his 8 hours training a day dedication.

pick one.

 

[Galning]

I bet it's doping. Anyone?

 

[IrvDizzle]

Higuain probably followed the "Barry Bonds" training regimen.

 

[Fourteen]

100% accurate Irv.

 

[Beast]

he can't recover miraculously and recover thanks to his 8 hours training a day dedication.

pick one.

The miracle in shortening his time is based on his hard work ...combined
It's good to have him in this crucial stage of the season i just hope people and fans realize that doesn't mean he will be banging them like before the injury he will probably score nothing till next season but he could contribute to the overall play like he used to do

 

[Raed]

I wish this isn't him being insecure. I hope this doesn't come at a later expense.

Power to Higuain.

 

[Beast]

Well he scored two goals in training today so i guess it's a promising start

 

[Abaddon]

Higuain probably followed the "Barry Bonds" training regimen.

Nice Irv

 

[La Furia]

José has requested (through the club, obv.) that the LFP move the Lliga tie before the Spurs CL game to a Friday, giving Madrid an extra days rest. this got me thinking.

Hypothesis:

José Mourinho cannot with the Champions League without his team having had more rest than their opponents.

Proof:

the FPF reschedule Porto games for either the Friday before CL ties (giving Porto an extra days rest) or another weekend entirely (giving Porto a week to 10 days rest) - and then Porto win the Champions League.

the FA do not reschedule any Chelsea games - and then Chelsea do not win the Champions League.

the FIGC reschedule Inter games for the Friday before CL ties (giving Inter an extra days rest), and the volcanic ash cloud forces Barcelona to travel to Milan by coach (giving Inter an extra couple of days rest) - and then Inter win the Champions League. in the previous season, Inter gained no extra rest and did not win the Champions League.

Conclusion:

José Mourinho, while a fantastic manager and one of the World's Finest, is overrated and reliant on the assistance of friendly governing bodies to prosper on the highest stage. his propaganda committee (of which he is Chairman) are absolutely brilliant at their job. he is the Apple of Football.

My only question is why would the coach of Real Madrid request something to the LFP in Catalan? Is Mourinho a sleeper agent sent from Catalunya to enforce his Pan-Catalan oppression on the poor Castillians?

What next, are Iker and Sergio Ramos forced to eat pa amb tomàquet during team dinners?

 

[Raed]

My only question is why would the coach of Real Madrid request something to the LFP in Catalan? Is Mourinho a sleeper agent sent from Catalunya to enforce his Pan-Catalan oppression on the poor Castillians?

What next, are Iker and Sergio Ramos forced to eat pa amb tomàquet during team dinners?

Did Mourinho request anything in Catalan?

 

[Beast]

What baffles the mind is Higuain who was out since November play his first training game and score twice while Adebarndoor who is fit through out the season manage to score a single goal...
To conclude :
Higuain is twice the man Barndoor is
Tek is an idiot

 

[yusuf]

love the shot on tek lol

 

[Beast]

he had it coming... with all his Barndoor luv

 

[yusuf]

he had it coming... with all his Barndoor luv

he comes out of exile and jacks off to barndoor and leaves tek wat a legend

 

[Beast]

No he came when Barndoor had his only decent game than back to his oldself he couldn't show his face