Ugh... quoting all of you would require too much of an effort, sry.
So I will try a different structure.
1) Thanks. Although I've been around for a while now ^^
2) "All good" would be "Alles in Ordnung", or more colloquial "Alles okay" or even "Passt schon."
3) Current Bayern... still feel a lot like Jekyll and Hyde tbh. Up until the end of the winter-break, everything seemed perfect and everybody was at juggernaut level. I'm not quite sure what happened during the winter-break, but once back at playing, they suffered that horrible defeat at the hands of WoB, which seemed to remind more than just a few pundits of the break-down against RM last season.
Also, this was the first time Pep fielded Alonso and Schweinsteiger together in midfield. Ever since that match, Bayern were in search for their rythm and form seen in the first half of the season. Pressing seemed a little less intense, the offence lacked dynamic and also Götze, Lewa and especially Alonso and Dante seemed completely out of form.
Up until now, Bayern are slowly getting back to juggernaut form although there are still a lot of questions. For instance, Bayern did not have a single good match when Schwein and Alonso were both on the pitch, and believe me, it's not like Pep didn't try... Lewa is slowly getting back to were people believe he can be, ability-wise, but it's still a long shot to his best Dortmund days.
However, other problems seem to emerge now that Alaba is back, Lahm is about to return in a few days, and even Thiago and Martinez are apparently on track back to fitness and full health. Meaning, Pep will have possible quarrels in the locker room to deal with as only a few of all those rather talented players can be played at the same time.
Dante is essentially done, Lahm expressed an unwilligness to play as RB (apparently Pep managed to successfully brain-washed him by now). Everybody is waiting for Thiago's return as he is without a doubt the most dynamic and creative player Bayern have in CM.
As I said before, atm, I believe Bayern-Barca is really a level match, while I think Bayern could edge Real in its current form.