Aryagorn
Improvin' Perfection!!
Yeah Ibra and all his shenanigans never really caught me, I more often find myself thinking he's actually a massive dick than anything. At the same time, I won't deny that some of them are rather funny. Top player though, other than against top sides, usually. Ronaldo is still a much bigger dick, at least I can look at Ibra without thinking that until I see what he's said/done, Ronaldo is just always a dick.
Mentioning CR7 while talking about Zlatan after people have come up with
I know it's weird but i see it this way: Ibra thinks he's better than you and will kick your ass if you disagree whereas CR7 thinks he's better than you the way a high school cheerleading team captain would. If you disagree, he would mock your outfit and spread rumours about you.
that^^ glorious explanation! It's facewall worthy really