LOL in what alternate reality?
Arturo has been smoking too much pot, obviously. We could maybe debate this Vampirez vs Lewa around 2015/16 or 17 when Luis was lethal for us but since then he has been in such dramatic decline. He was fantastic in his prime but went over the hill so soon, compared to most top players these days, you wonder what happened. Geez, did you watch AC Milan game today. Giroud is the same age LS is and still a key player for his team, just like Lewa for us, and I rate him much higher than LS.
I don't think it's fair to compare LS to Lewa who is a superior striker in every way, not only physically but mentally as well. The only thing Luis ever done better than Lewa is, you guessed it, biting and he rarely did that too. Most of the time he was a pushover for Barca as well as for Uruguay. I remember our friendly game with mighty Leicester when he was dealt a two footed tackle, got bitchslapped and then looked like a child who had his lolly taken away for the rest of the game. When he had his day, he was great, but when a defender, even a shitty one, found a way to his head, which wasn't a rocket science, he was lost, sulking about like a little girl, pretty much useless. That never happens to Lewandowski.