Fernando Torres

[barcaboy15]

Is it just me who would give Torres a try at Barca ??
I reckon we could get him on loan or do a part ex deal with Chelsea ... we get Torres and they get villa plus cash .

My god, not only did you suggest we get Torres (possibly the most useless striker in the world) you think we should give Villa & cash for him!?

 

[Manuel Traquete]

Is it just me who would give Torres a try at Barca ??
I reckon we could get him on loan or do a part ex deal with Chelsea ... we get Torres and they get villa plus cash .

It's just you.

I for one think we should also give Chelsea Messi, Xavi and Iniesta (apart from Villa)

 

[10Rivaldo]

Is it just me who would give Torres a try at Barca ??
I reckon we could get him on loan or do a part ex deal with Chelsea ... we get Torres and they get villa plus cash .

 

[Catalonian Devil]

Is it just me who would give Torres a try at Barca ??
I reckon we could get him on loan or do a part ex deal with Chelsea ... we get Torres and they get villa plus cash .

Easily post of the year.

Those who do not see this are either blind or jealous.

 

[Aryagorn]

Zincubus my man!!

 

[Bilal Khan]

Is it just me who would give Torres a try at Barca ??
I reckon we could get him on loan or do a part ex deal with Chelsea ... we get Torres and they get villa plus cash .

 

[barcaboy15]

Say what you want about him at Liverpool but nobody can deny just how shit Torres is now. As useful as a hooker with herpes.
It's honestly just bewildering how he manages to get any games with Spain. I know it's just a friendly but still...

 

[Cataloniakid]

torres torres torres, you're so useless! let me repeat peat peat peat it again...You're SO U.S.E.L.E.S.S

 

[AnfieldEd]

Ugly
Shit
Egocentric
Loser
Enormous twat
Shite
Skank

 

[dalitis8]

Is it just me who would give Torres a try at Barca ??
I reckon we could get him on loan or do a part ex deal with Chelsea ... we get Torres and they get villa plus cash .

I think he is joking...

 

[MoFroBo]

Fernando lame ass Torres stands at 65th place in castrol rankings - much higher than Ibra who is at 99th, Cavani at 102

 

[AnfieldEd]

So torres said he had no problem scoring against his old club.

No mate you just have a problem scoring...

 

[abual3bed1]

Chelsea have made an official complaint to the FA accusing Luis Suarez of abusing Fernando Torres. Apparently he called him a striker.

What's the difference between Fernando Torres' hair and his Chelsea career? His hair has highlights.

Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a couple of shots, please." The barman says, "That's not like you."

Fernando Torres has made 1 tweet and has 44,634 followers. Ironically that is also his goal to shot ratio at Chelsea.

Why did it take Torres so long to join Twitter? He couldn't find the net for 4 months.

 

[Ode to Django]

Fernando lame ass Torres stands at 65th place in castrol rankings - much higher than Ibra who is at 99th, Cavani at 102

Castrol rankings are awesome, whoever comes up with the numbers is high as a kite

 

[RedMadridista]

Torres should join that Russian club ASAP. Him and Eto'o together would be pretty epic tbh.