Gerard Piqué

[barcelonista]

I'm disappointed he prefers a 35 year old whore over the awesomeness of being a proper FC Barcelona player. Very disappointed. From now on, he shall only be called "Gerard Bernabeu". Or Bernabeubauer or whatever. But not Pique. Pique was a brilliant defender. Can't drag that name through the mud. Mods, do the job, please rename the thread title.

 

[Beast]

Cause you wouldn't like to bang Shakira ? she doesn't even have a good voice.. but i'm betting in bed she is better than the CL moment of glory

 

[ammarfcb]

Cause you wouldn't like to bang Shakira ? she doesn't even have a good voice.. but i'm betting in bed she is better than the CL moment of glory

i doubt it. you just don't remember how good it is - been so long

 

[Yugi]

win

 

[Beast]

i doubt it. you just don't remember how good it is - been so long

More like you haven't tasted someone like Shakira in bed

more importantly

Pique agrees

 

[ammarfcb]

More like you haven't tasted someone like Shakira in bed

more importantly

Pique agrees

i was expecting a less thoughtful comeback from a madrid fan.





iniesta is enough orgasms for me

 

[gingerless]

i wouldn't touch shakira with a 10 foot pole

 

[ammarfcb]

i wouldn't touch shakira with a 10 foot pole

agree, she is not aging well at all. but pique and cesc certainly have a thing for the older girls

 

[barcelonista]

Look at Xavi. No whore => most consistent player ever. Xavi.

i wouldn't touch shakira with a 10 foot pole

With your 10 foot pole? HOLY MOLY!

 

[ammarfcb]

Look at Xavi. No whore => most consistent player ever. Xavi.

and virgin messi was EPIC

 

[El Gato]

I love Shakira.

 

[ammarfcb]

I love Shakira.

i knew she was a madrid spy the minute she made our players shake their hips

 

[Clockwise]

i wouldn't touch shakira with a 10 foot pole

biggest lie ever said in a forum?

and virgin messi was EPIC

How do you know he is not a virgin yet? ;_;

 

[mitkoa7x]

he was his first I guess

 

[ammarfcb]

How do you know he is not a virgin yet? ;_;

what do you mean yet. not like his working backwards into virginity.

anyway my answer is : he getting some