Let's talk about Xavi's replacement (2024)

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

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[Birdy]

It's already two months since Xavi announced he is leaving

and that brainless idiot that pretends to be the president, together with his incompetent buddy acting as if a professional, are wasting months and months without ACTUAL GROUNDWORK in approaching top coach targets
People at this time of the year are negotiating, and soon (by end of April BE SURE) ALL targets will have given their handshakes with clubs for next season.
Alonso decided, Nagelsman, De Zerbi, Amorim, Flick, Slot, (YOU NAME IT) will decide very very soon and reach a deal.

Meanwhile, this clown circus is waiting, hoping they can convince master apprentice Xavi to stay, after the wonderful football he taught here over the last 2.5 years. Or they are circulating names in the press (like Enrique or Klopp) that are 100% not coming

In the end, there will be only Rafa Fuckn Marquez available and willing to take the job

What an ABSOLUTE CIRCUS

#LAPOTA OUT NOW

 

[KingLeo10]

It's already two months since Xavi announced he is leaving

and that brainless idiot that pretends to be the president, together with his incompetent buddy acting as if a professional, are wasting months and months without ACTUAL GROUNDWORK in approaching top coach targets
People at this time of the year are negotiating, and soon (by end of April BE SURE) ALL targets will have given their handshakes with clubs for next season.
Alonso decided, Nagelsman, De Zerbi, Amorim, Flick, Slot, (YOU NAME IT) will decide very very soon and reach a deal.

Meanwhile, this clown circus is waiting, hoping they can convince master apprentice Xavi to stay, after the wonderful football he taught here over the last 2.5 years. Or they are circulating names in the press (like Enrique or Klopp) that are 100% not coming

In the end, there will be only Rafa Fuckn Marquez available and willing to take the job

What an ABSOLUTE CIRCUS

#LAPOTA OUT NOW

Calma, we're winning the CL

 

[Porque]

Calma, we're winning the CL

Yep. And next year so is Rafa.

What have these other coaches done in their bum playing careers?

Pff.

 

[Andresito]

Yep. And next year so is Rafa.

What have these other coaches done in their bum playing careers?

Pff.

 

[Birdy]

J𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Rafa Márquez is back on the list of coaching candidates at Barcelona if Xavi doesn’t remain.
@DBR8

Just like i predicted!

Whole new level of CLOWNESS

LAPORTA OUT NOW

 

[DonAK]

Thiago Motta to Juventus next season it seems.

Liverpool going for Amorim too.

 

[jamrock]

If it's Marquez the usuals on the form are gonna love it.

They said xavi should have earned his stripes at Barce B first, Marquez is doing just that....

 

[BJJ]

It most probably will be Marquez or some other underwhelming choice. This club will never move forward at this rate.

 

[Porque]

If it's Marquez the usuals on the form are gonna love it.

They said xavi should have earned his stripes at Barce B first, Marquez is doing just that....

Aye he's taking the right route and has been very good at identifying talent.

But wouldn't be the right hire. Seems rather basic tactically without any attack patterns on display. It is more often than not due to the individuality of our attackers.

This isn't some Pep or Lucho situation where you saw a high level manager in formation. imo.

Would be the wrong higher considering what's on the market.

 

[malvolio]

Would be the wrong higher considering what's on the market.

Market doesn't seem that favorable though:
Motta to Juve
Xabi to stay another season at Leverkusen?
Amorim to Liverpool?
Arteta don't think he leaves an Arsenal side he built

That leaves us with Ze Jermans - Nagelsmann probably to Prem or Bayern again, Bumsi Flick and crazy Tuchel.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Thiago Motta to Juve, damn the good coaches wont wait they will search other teams if Laporta does nothing, @Birdy was right

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Market doesn't seem that favorable though:
Motta to Juve
Xabi to stay another season at Leverkusen?
Amorim to Liverpool?
Arteta don't think he leaves an Arsenal side he built

That leaves us with Ze Jermans - Nagelsmann probably to Prem or Bayern again, Bumsi Flick and crazy Tuchel.

think Nagelsmann will stay, Germany was good in their friendly matches and they will probably play a good EURO

Crazy Tuchel will leave but yeah his madness is too big for Barca

So all in for sextuple-Flick

 

[Birdy]

Nagelsmann is in advanced negotations with DfB to continue there, with Bayern trying to hijack the deal ang get him to return (bunch of idiots and losers acknowledging their mistake)

What is left for us? Flick, De Zerbi, and Tuchel

What Laporta is doing? Waiting for mighty Hernandez to change his mind

Who we will get at the end? Rafa fck Marquez

and the clown show will continue

 

[Horatio]

as said before Sneijder rated Motta highly for the barca job. So best to stay away.

Out of all alternative names brought up and availabe would only go with de Zerbi.