Lionel Messi - v7

[Morten]

Paris is an hour plane ride away from Barcelona, no need to move if he goes there.

There is a joke to be had here somewhere.

 

[Messigician]

I doubt we'd even sack Koeman after this anyway. It would just be in bad taste and shockingly disrespectful. And there's no way Messi plays under Koeman after what's happened.

Messi stays dawg the sooner y'all accept it the better

 

[raskolnikov]

The level of amigo's power will reach a new level if board goes and not them.

They should all go at this point. Burn it to the ground and rebuild.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

All we know right now its that he wants to leave. Messi haters in here prayed for this day to come.

Messi hater ?

 

[serghei]

Conversations between Amigos. From earlier today.

On the same whatsapp group from a few days ago.

Luis: Leo, Leo. What the fuck man, I just got a call from this blonde Dutch dude, Koeman or something. He said I should look for a different team. The nerve on this clown.
Leo: Whaaaat? Motherfuc... I told him not to mess with me. I fucking told him. Some guys need to learn the hard way.
Luis: Is he thick in the head or something, I thought you made it clear. I'm not to be touched. What the fuck is wrong with him.
Leo: Let me fix this...
Jordi: I'm safe man, if somebody wonders, he said he counts on me.
Leo: Jordi, I love you man, but shut the fuck up, don't rub it in his face like that. This is Luis we're talking about here, our kids share a bath together 3 times a week. Our wives do their nails together.
Luis: Man, I'm freaking out, they want to sell me to Ajax! Ajax, fuck, after all I did. That's my reward?! I feel like biting someone I swear. They better not put me in the same room with that Koeman chap, or I swear I'll chew his ear up.
Leo: Let me fix this, you're not moving everywhere. I'm writing a fax right now. These fuckers are done. Done, you hear me. Especially that fat fucker Koeman.
Luis: Hey, don't make fat jokes man...
Leo: Asshole, motherfucker...
Jordi: These things never happened with Valverde man, he was game. Not like this prick, he thinks he's a manager.
Leo: Trust me guys, I'm gonna turn this around like you've never seen before. Watched the full House of Cards marathon a couple of months ago. I know exactly what to do.
Luis: OK Leo, save me dude. Fuck this manager...

Dedicated to the clown bellow, and his Messi cereal bowl.

What a massive cunt this @Serghei guy is.

 

[kattanib]

What a massive cunt this @Serghei guy is.

He is speaking the truth. The truth little of you want to think about let alone see. Why the hell would any Barca fan want Barto to resign today? Tell me?

 

[5ergio_Busquets]

Bartomeu is gone anyway be it now or in a few months. A player forcing the club president to resign and the manager to step down before even starting his job will sureley make Barca the most respected football club in the world wouldn't it?

 

[malvolio]

He is a very good poster, just not a Messi fan

Good poster my ass. More like Wolfe's busboy.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Conversations between Amigos. From earlier today.

On the same whatsapp group from a few days ago.

Luis: Leo, Leo. What the fuck man, I just got a call from this blonde Dutch dude, Koeman or something. He said I should look for a different team. The nerve on this clown.
Leo: Whaaaat? Motherfuc... I told him not to mess with me. I fucking told him. Some guys need to learn the hard way.
Luis: Is he thick in the head or something, I thought you made it clear. I'm not to be touched. What the fuck is wrong with him.
Leo: Let me fix this...
Jordi: I'm safe man, if everyone wonders, he said he counts on me.
Leo: Jordi, I love you man, but shut the fuck up, don't rub it in his face like that. This is Luis we're talking about here, our kids share a bath together 3 times a week. Our wives do their nails together.
Luis: Man, I'm freaking out, they want to sell me to Ajax! Ajax, fuck, after all I did. That's my reward?! I feel like biting someone I swear. They better not put me in the same room with that Koeman chap, or I swear I'll chew his ear up.
Leo: Let me fix this, you're not moving everywhere. I'm writing a fax right now. These fuckers are done. Done, you hear me. Especially that fat fucker Koeman.
Luis: Hey, don't make fat jokes man...
Leo: Asshole, motherfucker...
Jordi: These things never happened with Valverde man, he was game. Not like this prick, he thinks he's a manager.
Leo: Trust me guys, I'm gonna turn this around like you've never seen before. Watched the full House of Cards marathon a couple of months ago. I know exactly what to do.
Luis: OK Leo, save me dude. Fuck this manager...

The sad thing is that it's true

 

[BADGERBHOY]

Koeman has been a dead man walking since he told Messi it's my way or the highway

Which is the way it should be. The manager should be the most powerful person at a club.

 

[Neymessi]

He is upset. He doesn't mean it.

We're all upset, yet you don't see anyone saying that.

 

[Devils]

https://twitter.com/JoanLaportaFCB/status/1298353449571057667

Laporta saying there might be a chance of him staying if Barto and Co resign immediately.

 

[Raketa10]

So has there been a third fax already?

 

[Morten]

Best city in Europe

Now, dont go insulting my cold, desolate Norwegian city like that!

 

[JohnN]

I have called Seegeir out so many times it got ridiculous. He just hates messi, deeply, as a person. It must be jealousy or something. It's amazingly entertaining watching him try to justify his hatred driven bias with tactical analysis.