Y'all are being silly.
Haaland's numbers in all leagues he's played in - ChL especially - are so absurdly ridiculous and puts him in a league of his own in terms of young talents. There is only him and the Madrid bound frenchie.
As others have mentioned, I do wonder how his physique and style of play holds up over time, though. Someone should probably tell him to track which side he's sleeping on...
Regardless I would absolutely love to see him here, just for the sheer god damned spectacle, no matter how it all goes down in the end. City and RM are ahead of us, I know, but I will keep hoping until anything is official. Being the superstar posterboy for the most exciting young core in world football must count for something, right?