Saved by Arthur, despite binning him for the first few games. Check.
Has no idea what to do in final third. Check.
Plays Messi after getting a knock, despite leading 2-0. Check.
Uruguayan Grill Master with the speed of an armchair still unbenchable, despite destroying everything and camping offside. Check.
Griezmann LW for most of the game. Check.
Defense as solid as prostitute's vagina. Check.
No width. Check.
Starting Bob again. Check.
Pique on the free kick, since he is afraid to say something (Not that was it bad, but it's just strange and it shows he has 0 influence). Check.
First very lucky result of the season. Check.
GTFO.