Raed
Dr. Raed St. Claire
This has probably been the worst season of football I can remember, at least the Gaspert era had trainwreck style entertainment, and the Fat Ronaldinho years had some interesting moments in Europe even if I loathed the English dominance. This year everything has been shit, the CL is unwatchable and I've spent most of my time caring more about the Europa League and Libertadores than any leagues. Serie A is great but it's painful as a Fiorentina fan, while I am so fucking sick of this Barcelona and Madrid bullshit.
The clasico has always involved a lot of bitching and controversy. Remember the year you guys only won the league because of head to head? But this is different, it's become a parody of itself, and this 10 clasicos a year garbage isn't helping. Fuck this.
That includes us fake Canadians, right? Hell, I'll even include Jatin here.
This definitely includes you. Jatin lost his virginity to a Canadian or at least in Canada, he is defo Canadian. I do not know why the fuck you aren't a Canadian anyway. All you need to do is just send your papers to the immigration office in Sudbury and you will be accepted right away.